September 28, 2011

Another fine morning. I have sated the hunger of the two wombats with a minimum of snuff film sound effects. Shower: check. Shave: check. Brush hair: check. Brush teeth: yyyyyeah...this is apparently their cue to have their VERY healthy morning constitutional... It's amazing how such a big smell can come out of such a small animal... it totally overpowers the minty freshness of Crest. 

I'm convinced that our bedroom must be pressurized. Lately, when you go to check on them, they explode outward in a rush of air the second the door is opened... looks like a double-barrel shotgun shooting cat fur. Time to expand their world, I think...